Thanksgiving hack:

Forget fancy herbs! This year, I'm seasoning my turkey with the gourmet blend of keyboard crumbs. A year's worth of snack remnants, skillfully collected between the G and H keys, promises an avant-garde flavor. Who knew that chip fragments and cookie dust could redefine holiday cuisine?

Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Lawyering!

🦃💻🌿 #KeyboardGourmet

PS: Disclaimer - I really do not recommend you use this for your seasoning. 🙃